Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That dude is going to bang your sister, bro.

Dude. That was that girl Sara, the one from the bar the other night...

I know the goodness is right with you. Nothing!

I know, you guys, but I just am so nervous.

The trick is to just kind of open your throat.

Remember how great high school was? All those parties, no responsibilities.

We drove Nicky Potnik's car into a tree on Kelly Drive.

That dude's gonna bang your sister, bro.

Who wants to do a keg stand?

With Sweet Dee in the backseat puking because some guy talked to her that she liked, remember?

- I can't zip it up. Your hair's all caught. - All right. Just pull it.

Get me some more! Get me some more! Let's go! Load 'em up!

Trey asked me to prom last night. This is getting really weird.

Charlie, you gotta stop, honestly.

What? No, we can't go to the prom. That's pathetic.

- What? - I never statutory raped anyone before.

- Is he a player? - Big time.

You wanna know what else what would happen?

[Mock Crying] Did you see that? He was totally gonna cry.

Come on, guys. Hey. Let's go. Let's go!

- Tammy? - Mm-mmm. No. What?

I hate players. All right. I'm sorry. I'm getting fired up here.

- What? - Yeah, you made us all laugh.

- Oh. He's getting sad now. - Oh, no.

Trey broke up with Tammy because Maureen Kinallen said...

I can't believe that someone as gorgeous as you can be so down to earth.

Wow! You look... good.

Mm-hmm. This would be the coolest thing that anyone's ever done for us.

I just want this whole night to be so special.