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Let's do it.
Here's your license.
and 45 minutes later, they thanked me for coming.
I wasn't sure if I was welcome.
I hoped to hear the word "syphilis" on my wedding day.
but it made me realize that I can do anything.
I'm gonna need some ground rules. I mean,
(Skype tones sound)
This was a good idea.
What kind of friend acts that way?
I'll do better than that-- I'll give him constructive criticism.
What happened to me?
But if it did, you could bury me at the funeral home you direct.
the wedding worse for Amy:
The Griffith Observatory is looking for an astrophysicist
Can you believe it?
Well, don't say that. Yeah, you have to believe in yourself.
(sighs) Well, what's it gonna take?
And, yeah, it's a little sad, but, you know,
Oh, your hug just got downgraded to a high five.
Please, confidence is like red blood cells--
Fine. Wedding toasts in Latin.
Neither of them will be the actual cake.
You're always making fun of me.
I never thought I'd want to marry anyone.
life is all about... (cork pops)
then instead of throwing confetti,