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Wait, so you were making your hair look like that on purpose?
I'm just using it as a bargaining chip
Come back on Tuesday for my next show to find out.
But that seems to be the one thing we can agree on.
No.
It's like the chicken and waffles of orthography.
I know. Not a day goes by that I don't marvel
A-Also a complicated question. (chuckles nervously)
Hey, Howard. Hey.
I said sorry.
Right. Sorry.
Yeah. I mean, your life's a mess.
to numbering system for the tables: Roman or Dewey Decimal.
Try again.
Airborne worms?! Have you lost your mind?!
Do you think that might be jarring,
Maybe I'll just hang out here for a while.
Just remember, if you fall asleep first,
Well, tonight we're gonna make you forget all that.
♪ Bang! ♪
Oh, I love the observatory.
Son, don't take this the wrong way, but what's your problem?
I bet it's those friends you surround yourself with.
Looks like someone need to put a dollar in the almost-swear jar.
You're right. Go on.
I know. I'm getting married.
Just a suggestion--
Yeah, really breaks up the other 30 days
It's been a long time since we've had girls' night.
He makes Indian jokes, and I laugh,