Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- DRAMATIC MUSIC

please, and not go spreading any rumours or...

Cos I promised these people a Grey Lady ghost.

We told her we weren't playing ball.

- Let's find out.

- Well, we know where they're not.

- I dunno. You're the ghost expert. - Hmm.

- Er, well, you know, weddings, parties, bar mitzvahs...

We have to con them,

after this song from local band Chicken & Chips.

- Oh, come on, Julian, everyone else is willing to help.

..poltergeist. - Where?!

- Yeah, I mean, we know that the camera never lies,

- Oh, how exciting! I hope we see some. - Kitty, I think we ARE some.

- What was that?

Mary, lot of weird burning smells.

- You have a slightly grating register and a tendency to gabble.

- Turn the light off.

- Nice to see you, to see you...

- That must be galling.

- JULIAN SCOFFS

but if it could not tell the whole truth,

- But these people came here for a glimpse of Fanny.

CAMERA CLICKS, SHE SCREAMS

Do you...do you want a glass of milk? - No, thank you.

- Things are kicking off here, guys. This is getting pretty spooky.

- Well, me very clever.

- Outrageous! - Haven't done it yet.

- Oh, you didn't even do the mug.

It's saying "credit warning",