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Hopefully, it won't take long.
♪ Told myself that you were right for me ♪
Nobody said you could sit down.
Roxy, you're up next.
- Yeah. - Cool.
All right, so you're in the fifth row.
♪ Like when you said you felt so happy you could die ♪
Daddy, normally I would object to the use of the word panties.
- What? - Joshy's Michael Jackson glove.
and then when I try to sleep at night, I can't get to sleep, but...
- Look at this. - Good to see you.
Of course. Why?
Is that ridiculous?
Hi.
♪ Well, you said that we could still be friends ♪
How many fucking little league games has he gone to for you?
What the fuck is going on down there?
I don't know what we're gonna do.
- Really? - Fuckin' holy...
Oh, my God, I had forgotten how much I love this.
Bueno, bueno. Me gusto.
I'm never gonna get a hard on again. Like ever.
Because, uh, if you say good luck that's bad luck.
Okay. Yeehaw.
- You're a beautiful lady. - Thank you.
when they find your body in a motel room.
What do you want me to do?
You want some tea?
What do you think is the worst out of these things?
Yeah, I do.