A Man for Elly - The Beverly Hillbillies [S02E15]

Ride off and leave them with a back full of bullets!

Stew?

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up through the ground come a bubbling crude.

Better fetch me the peelings.

Ruined our best goose and a whole bucket of berries.

Dad!

Then he rides off into the sunset.

Oh, that's not me, Ellie Mae.

And see your guns clean good, we'll ask him to give us some shooting lessons.

Now, when Quirt Manley gets here, we got something else to offer him besides that pitiful stew.

Said, California's the place you ought to be.

Well, so long now.

Ellie, no, please, be careful!

Sits tall in the chair, don't he?

All you gotta do is go in there and make a big fuss over him and take on about how cute he is.

Well, you'll have to ask Granny.

Black gold.

Ellie May is the wildest young'un that ever come down from the hills.

Well, so long, y'all.

But Skipper found some on the way, and we didn't have to bother nobody.

I got a cat that swims, too, and a rooster that plays dead, a dog that climbs trees, and a turkey that shakes hands.

My darling Quirt.

Now, you're a good boy.

You asked the Drysdale's, could you buy her some onion?

Would you like some more?