Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And secondly, that way of thinking is selling you both short.

I've spent the last two years trying to date someone who's hot

[McEnroe] As Nalini envisioned her night

I just kind of wanted to get my smokeshow boyfriend,

No, Trent. This is oppression.

-[Devi] Ooh. -I Febrezed my futon and everything.

Or, you know, a great girl if kissing me wasn't a fluke.

How's your Valentine's Day going?

But now with Mohan gone, it felt different.

Here's your results from the student council's

-I'm good. How are you doing? -Good. Good, good.

not by Founding Fathers

But that's not what I miss most about him.

I just wish they weren't such good friends.

to bring her freshly grated cheese and…

But anyway, we're a good team.

I love the commercial where you slash prices and some blinds

♪ Winter's cloak covered The tracks of the tyrants ♪

There it is. Right there.

don't let them shoot paintballs that hit you.

No, I was just wondering 'cause, you know, it's Valentine's Day,

[gasps] See, I knew my yoga studio wasn't washing their mats properly.

and it will take us all the way till the end of the year.

I dangled Uncle Joe in front of you

I-- I'm really sorry, Aneesa.

-I actually manipulated you. -What?

Hmm. Think I'm gonna take a rain check on Valentine's dinner.

as long as Paxton's perfect match was her?

Okay, let me take a look.

Not doing a great job there, bud.

I know that I messed up, and I was a dick. I'm really sorry.

I knew his Hollywood connections would make you stay with me.

I don't know the answer to that. Um, I can go, though.

As I always say,

and who doesn't wish I was someone else.

Cheers to my most romantic Valentine's Day dinner yet.

because per the computer, opposites attract.

Because, you know, you're Paxton Hall-Yoshida.

it always means great news.

But could you shoot me so I can be out of the game and get a soda?

[stomping foot]

Ben and I just broke up.

[McEnroe] This awkward hello is courtesy of the following interaction

Well, you should still celebrate.

That little library card remark was messed up.

[Nalini chuckles]

is if she kicked Haley's ass at paintball

I know you got Haley on the test, and you lied to me. Why?

I was gonna break up with you, and then you told me about it,

I already do that for six hours every night when I'm asleep.

But why do you care so much about this test?

-Happy Valentine's Day. -[Devi] Hey.