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But I told the both of you school is stupid.
You you don't have to worry about me getting with Jessica or anything.
Wow, Rick.
I mean, look at all the crazy crap surrounding us.
What's gotten into you?
You got to get those seeds out of your ass.
I mean, shouldn't you unfreeze him?
There's just one problem, Morty one little hang-up.
Aah!
I'm in a lot of pain, Rick.
I can't believe this!
You're right.
Oh, Ching-tse. What are you doing to me?
- It's beyond your reasoning. - You're beyond our reasoning!
Sure. Why not? I don't know.
Uh, that's flattering... and a little weird.
It's your house. It's your world.
I got a surprise for you, Morty.
Don't stay up all night again.
A nursing home?
Red alert!
If you getyarn this Don’t you dare!
So, I told him, "give me the blimfarx," you know?
Breathe that breathe that fresh air in, Morty.
This is the story we'll be telling our children.
A student was frozen to death.
Rick losing gear by 1 dkp
Mm.
No, I-I understand.
Let's put your dad in a nursing home.
Big tough guy all of a sudden.
Oh, Ching-tse. What are you doing to me?
It's not gonna work anymore, Morty.
I deal with them all the time.
- Create a whole fresh start. - T-t-that's absolutely crazy!
you know, I want you to
I got an errand to run in a whole different dimension.
Holy cow, Rick.
I don't care about Jessica!
That's why he's my little helper.
and the only influence I can see Rick having...
My Name Is Lee My Name Is Lily
HE'S GOT NO RIZZ MORTY