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- Henry, you forgot your foot chums. - What?
watched my wife seduce a man,
They're dismissing all the older guys. We're not cutting edge any more.
- Do I have time to go to the bathroom? - All the time in the world.
Wait...
And the first time I hear it is in front of a bunch of perverts?
All Those butthurt haters excuses
The buses are filled. The next train to New York leaves in 20 minutes.
Me when Your inner racist is triggered
- You left them in the bag? How much? - 600 dollars. I'm guessing.
(NANCY): Let's go.
If anything is gone, I am suing. No one from LA will ever stay here again.
- He's my husband. Mr Robinson. - How dare you? She's twice your age!
Could you pull over'? Like right now!
My God. I think I'm beginning to like them.
- You might as well be. - What do you mean?
I'm going back to the hotel. I've just enough energy to steal some towels.
(HENRY): There's a fork. Which way do I go?
(NANCY): We follow the grid to Park Avenue and 64th Street. Now we're at...
Sick. A guy that age hitting on you.
I wish our timing had been better, but thanks for coming and good luck.
That's about all.
- Oh, you got me a spare key. - It's the key to your office.
-(STEWARDESS): Here we go. - Shouldn't we have a little something?
- Can you describe the bags? - Two brown and three blue ones.
You'd better stay in the back for a while.
I'm not a degenerate and I don't deserve to be locked up with...
(MUSIC: AQUARIUS FROM HAIR)
- It's being with you. That's how I suck. - Oh, Henry.
- There's a train... Where are the bags? - They didn't come out.
- I don't know. - You don't know?
Do you feel its ontological being? What?
But if she's going to act and write...
- (HENRY): What's the bill? - 2,200 dollars.
I hope not, because she is sick.
(INANE LAUGHTER)
- Only because you get it out. - No, you don't express your feelings.
- No. I'm sorry to have bothered you. - (NANCY): What play?
I'm in more of a rut than you are. Ever since Alan's been gone,
I've never had a problem with my credit card? Have I?
- I don't. - A key?
- What? - It's Chinese. Find Spanish.
- And when you do, it's a routine. - Yes! It's like we're two dead people.
- You smell sexy. - No, Henry...!
' L QOt it! _ . Y QOt the gum
(THEY GIGGLE)
- Are you staying in the hotel? - Suite, 14th floor.
- Did you think about me at all? - There was so little time.
- Are you throwing us out? - No, security will do that.
(NANCY): 2nd Avenue and Saint Mark's Place.
- Is that New York City back there? - What are you talking about?
When a Bronsexual gets triggered