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Look at the beautiful oneness of this tree. It becomes us.
I did not.
Don't look at the signs. People will know you're from out of town.
I'm timing you on a very expensive watch.
- But give me the name of your hostel. - Very funny.
All right, I'll follow you there, but then I'm leaving.
(HENRY): Come on, baby.
- You can't sue her for lost tuition. - You can now.
- It's OK. - I'm sorry.
It's got lots of squiggly lines on it, see?
Come on, let's do her!
This is champagne, that is a limo and this is what we're celebrating.
Public exposure is what it looks like. Come on.
I'm visualizing coming off the elevator. My hand's out.
No, embrace life! I want to live and feel useful.
We don't have our bags or money.
Oops, all we have is one luxury sedan.
- Boy, it's hot in here. - It doesn't say how to shut the heat off.
- She doesn't want us to see her crying. - She'd rather cry in front of strangers?
If there's anything I can do, please let me know.
Some women might find this intimidating.
He understands me. You just can't handle that. We're one now.
You don't know or you won't tell me? We've established there's a difference.
But we have to be nice, Henry. The guy at Avis didn't like you much.
All Those bronsexuals excuses
You're a genius! Put it away! We might run into Stephen Sondheim.
I'm angry, tired, hungry, and I'm running with the wolves!
- Barf! - My sentiments exactly.
Don't be irresponsible. I know you took a hallucinogenic in prison.
(INANE LAUGHTER)
My God, you're so brave. You're a hero. You saved our lives.
- Mario, get the bags. - Bags! They're in the cab.
The bags! Remember when we went to Freeport?
- That's Susan's apartment. - Get out.
Sounds good.
Don't worry. I never forget a good idea. Now it's time to take a shower.
There's nobody here.
OK, baby. Your little genius is going to take a shower.
Yes, I'd love to share this with the group.
(MANAGER MIMING) £ Bad girls, bad girls
Guys...
- Excuse me! Are there any bags... - Are you crazy?
- Just stay to the right. - Why not use the navigation system?
- Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad. - Hi, sweetie.
- Sign this, please. - (GREG): How can you be so stupid?
Did you order this? What's he doing here?
Go away! Just go!
- How do you know? - James Bond films.
Now we get to talk about us. This is a gabfest. Yak, yak, yak.
So your problem is lack of sex.
Go! Get security!
- Hold it! - This is not what it looks like.
I don't know who you've had a problem with.
(HENRY): Did we miss it?
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