Dave Chappelle: The Closer

And I said, "Shut up, bitch! Shut the fuck up!"

It is called Clifford, the Big Black Nigga, anyone?

I like White bitches with dirty feet.

SHUT UP BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP

"Bitch, I'm 'bout to slap the shit out of you."

If I had a strip club in Yellow Springs, I would have called that shit "Strippies."

Them glory hole niggas, them the ones I like.

They don't show up like, "Which one of you niggers is Clifford?"

I said "Boundaries, bitch!"

Remember, taking a man's livelihood is akin to killing him.

I said, "How much do I have to participate in your self image?"

I am a girl now, nigger. You must treat me as such.

"And the winner for nigger of the year... Eminem."

"Call me a girl, nigger."

a mouth is a mouth.

I tenderized them titties like chicken cutlets.

Clifford, Clifford?"

then she would be big, and they would be big

"I want everybody to wear crochet pussy hats

"Anj, are you going to the women's march?"

I like that warm, wet soft pussy that my wife has.

I said softly, sweetly, like a pimp might say.

For knuckles and Adam's apples

These UFOs keep coming to Earth

"Chalk up, bitch."