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Confront my feelings head on.
You see cheap sex, I see a very nice house
(theme music playing)
My number.
(whistles)
(sighs) Okay.
- Henry? - Yeah?
- Lydia: Thank you. Party's over. - Where have you been?
She must've been really special.
Don't be embarrassed. No no no.
And when they start fucking,
Whoo, free! Just me, dying alone.
No. No no no.
That one's good too.
sad-ass unemployed wannabe actor in L. A?
and a man who needs a woman's touch.
We're all good. Everything's good here.
Just two guys, not a care in the world.
- All right. - Fantastic.
Mother may I?
...and telling you what to do.
a shower that will hold
Well, yeah. I mean, it's my job.
Exactly.
You just get a second one and you're like a superhero.
Don't be in the fuck room and be surprised
No questions about it. Oh, and hey, guys.
Okay, if you're uncomfortable, I can have you switch with someone.
But thank you so much, bro.
(sighs) Fucking cheese.
Personal?
I don't know.
You're kidding me, right?
with some irrational shit sometimes.
Who are you gonna believe?
Is that what you're telling me?
if somebody wants to fuck.