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- Two... Three. - Down. Up.
That's it. He's approaching the vessel. He's at the boat, sir.
Give Me Something Else Mike!
Medical ship, caught on fire.
But nothing acute, nothing new.
I'm serious.
"At only 16, Jake Fischer displays the traits of a seasoned athlete."
I'll put in a word for you, huh?
I lied to you.
- Thank you. - This one's possibly concussive.
Boarder, right 15.
Yeah. Great light up there.
William Hodge, Astoria, Oregon.
Help him out. Get out of the way.
Get me out of here!
- Where's Senior Chief? - He had a chance to go back to Kodiak, and he took it.
What, do you have an art gallery over here? What is this 2?
And there is no greater calling in the world than that.
- Congratulations. - Thanks a lot.
I was proud of you.
- You're terrible. - Oh.
Oh. Absolutely.
No, no, no. I'm talking about like a real date.
We have people in the water. Deploying our swimmer.
Alright, I'm gonna lower you down, all right?
Hey, I need you to keep talking to him. Keep talking to him.
I've got four guys. This guy's got a broken leg.
I want you right here, class leaders. The rest of you dress down.
Sí, mi subteniente Hu-ha
We are the best of the best.
And how's that?
- I am the king of casual. - Mmm.
Yes, uh, Kodiak, Alaska. The number for Helen Randall.
Sorry.
But it didn't matter, because we have all been trained the same way.
- Oh, my God. - No way.
"Abe Ikeman, first team All-American."
All right, that's it. Time out.
What do you know? It's so easy for you, Fischer.
Load check complete. Swimmer's going out the door.
Senior, what do you think about taking Fischer with you on this?
But this, of course, is only a legend.
He's got a compound fracture of his right radius.
That's not what I'm talking about.
Here we go.
I'm hooking into you. We're only gonna get one shot at this.
Senior Chief, we've got a problem.
Lieutenant.
Man, are we glad to see you!
is the attitude in which you enter the water.
Because pronouncing people dead is not part of our job description.
You're not cold anymore because blood is moving from your...
What do you remember? What did you smell? What did you see?
I'm there myself.
They really don't like us, do they?
Am I right?
- Where's my money? - It's not on me.
- Down. Up. - Twenty-one!
We have a de-ice caution light, but we are pressing on.
I want you to sign them in front of me.
Basket is on its way up.
I'll be right back.
- Request to open cabin door. - Roger.
- Yeah. - I... I can't.
Flare! We got a live one here, we got a live one.
Outstanding.
You fall 80 to 100 feet... you die.
Some people actually believe.
If you make a mistake, just fess up to it,
but our program has been proven to work.
Look at that.
D-O-R. Drop on request.
You have a nice evening?
Wait, wait, wait. I'm afraid. I'm not ready.
I want him to know he's not alone.
Simple physics. We're just gonna time the flush, all right?
I'm here to pull your ass out of this jam!
- Hey! Over here. - Here.
The rulebook says we cut our losses.
- Aye, aye, Senior Chief. - Understood?
- Make sure you and the four men...
Yeah, but it's not till nine.
But it is close, in a very safe place.
It just makes it an accident. At least that's how it reads.
6096, Kodiak Ops, copy.
Limitations without understanding are gonna get you killed.
Mmm-hmm.
So today is record day.
- Asshole. - Come again.
Is it what someone did when they were alive?
Your assignment is to simply teach the stages of hypothermia.
It's time for me to rescue myself.