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I hit him in the cast-iron liver.
No, Granny.
Have you finished grading the test papers yet?
Bolton Beauregard, the coward of Culpeper Plantation.
You're kidding.
However, before I administer the oath, there are a couple of things I'd like to discuss with you.
Holy gilly!
Beauregard.
You ought to have seen him at the Battle of the Culpeper Plantation.
That cinches it.
I'll be right back.
Yes, ma'am.
He didn't tell her?
What is it?
Why don't you all come out by the cement pond?
Well, thanks again.
And look, Granny, yonder he comes.
Uh, General Grant.
He seemed like a real nice fella.
Oh?
Through raging rivers.
This here is a blackbird number one.
If we is dealing with dollars, I'd put me a dot right here and throw up two more knots behind it.
Jethro, fortunately, we take into consideration the amount of formal education a boy has had, and we grade on the curve, so you are eligible to join.
I'll see if I can find Jethro.