Phase One, Complete - Two and a Half Men [S01E09]

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Phase One, Complete - Two and a Half Men [S01E09]
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Charlie wants to dump a female friend to whom Jake has grown attached. Alan and Rose bond over a game of Scrabble.

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17 Nov 2003
Phase One, Complete
Andy Ackerman
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Released 2003-11-17, Rated TV-14
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Released 2003-11-17, Rated TV-14
Score 15.834
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Released 2003-11-17, Rated TV-14
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Released 2003-11-17, Rated TV-14
Score 15.218
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Score 14.621
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Released 2003-11-17, Rated TV-14
Score 14.496
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Released 2003-11-17, Rated TV-14
Score 14.019
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Released 2003-11-17, Rated TV-14
Score 13.558
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Released 2003-11-17, Rated TV-14
Score 13.162
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Released 2003-11-17, Rated TV-14
Score 12.882
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Released 2003-11-17, Rated TV-14
Score 12.591
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Released 2003-11-17, Rated TV-14
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Score 12.333
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Released 2003-11-17, Rated TV-14
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Score 11.052
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Released 2003-11-17, Rated TV-14
Score 11.011
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Score 10.934
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Released 2003-11-17, Rated TV-14
Score 10.457
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