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No, it's just that I got this new pager, and I have it on "vibrate."
[CHUCKLES]
Okay, here we go.
Hasta ella d
Did you talk to them about the night of five times?
Pretty much.
[SCOFFS]
You have that report to finish, and I've got to see my lawyer.
Do you think he was waiting till after you left, so he could cry?
Yeah, I know. Ha. I sleep in the next room.
Nope.
This guy's so stupid.
Why?
Plinky Plunky Misic Monday at work
...drain hair.
...with, um, Jabba the Hutt?
Why don't you stay home from work and just hang out with me?
Do you want us to take you home?
No, no. It's, um... It's not you. It's, um...
They're really cute.
Capital R, capital T!
Look, that was supposed to be a private, personal thing between us.
Oh! Ah!
...we ought to be doing it.
- God, what is wrong with me? - You need to get some sleep.