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You watch your fuckin' mouth.
You watch your fuckin' mouth!
And, uh, and broke her tooth on a rye seed.
Eve, wh-where'd you get that gun?
Whatever happens, I promise...
Casing fit like a condom.
It's Kinda Like Pita Bread, Only Not.
Held up
You know, you look pretty good for a dead guy.
You know I could eat a peach for hours Said Wey to the fruit bowl
Touché
No More Quotes For That Man
Hey, look, l-- I wanna thank you for, uh,
Sean Archer disarmed a massive bomb just one second before it was set to blow.
Neither could a sister.
Yeah, well, you-you trust-- You trust that billion-dollar satellite, okay?
Sean. Look we're friends, so I'm gonna tell you face to face.
When this is over, I want you to take this face...
Well, uh, here's some poetic justice, sir.
Although now I am the only one with the looks. Bollocks!
- Hey, Castor. - Oh, Castor Troy!
lt belongs in the Louvre.
Castor Archer.
Deck. I Could Eat John's deck For Hours.
lt's like looking in a mirror, only not.
Home.
Oh wee you good looking, you’re hit
Pollux, is once we get the full protection and resources...
Pollux doesn't fly without Big Brother. Now come on!
You know, I can fall in a hole for hours.
And you're asking me to put in the dark all the people...
Die. Please, God, Die.
Me
the X's Ms. X by yungdeez on deviantart
The plot thickens
Now you haven't been the same since Mike died.
Get down!
no more red pill for that man
And frankly, so am l! I'm--
I don't believe this. Castor Troy!
Sasha, baby.
Yes. Yeah.
Brother, we're going straight.
The X's
Oh, God. This is excellent. Bravo.
Bleach… I can drink bleach for hours
- Bravo. - What do you want?
- Just repeat what you hear. - Peach. I can eat a peach for hours.
You know, this is fabulous work. This is-- This is-- Oh, bravo.
Hallelujah
About that new-breed babe
Take off now.
No. I mean, this is Sean Archer we're talkin' about.
M
Get him out back! Go, go, go!
- Are far behind - Adam!
Well, you better hit me, Sean, 'cause you only got one bullet left.
Martha, baby.
This escaped convict is considered extremely dangerous.
Excuse me.
He's doin' the jerk He's doin' the fly
Look, we're not gonna evacuate the city on your hunch.
Don't scream. I'm not gonna hurt you.
Sasha, what the fuck...?
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no more pizza for this man.
lf the top cop in this country can't come home...
Well, if you're Sean Archer, I guess I'm Castor Troy.
Look, Sasha, I'm not the same person you remember.
Yeah. Yeah, maybe.
Sean.
Right now, I don't trust anyone.
enduring all these years that I was an insufferable bore.
Hey, Sean,
Jesus Christ. I don't know where you're gettin' your intelligence.
would you be grateful?
uh, looking for a-- for a all-night dentist.
over here, you know?
It’s like, trying to be meta….. …..only, not
Out. Come on. Go, go!
Your blood types won't match, but Pollux won't know that.
Sean, that hurts.
I'm Sean Archer and-- Ow!
Say goodbye to Papa.
It's like watching a strobe light...only not.
Scott Waters... You know, uh, can nail a board for hours...
- Burke Hicks. - Oh, yeah.