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- Woo! - Yeah, baby!
and float weightless in billion-dollar simulators.
What, uh- What did Hayley's face look like when I just told her all that?
Is she regretting not taking my advice yet?
Next, Director of Payroll Disbursement, Karen Snur!
I hesitated. I'm just- I'm thinking too much.
[Quacking Rapidly]
Sir, this place is filled with women of ill repute.
Oh, my God!
and see what Carla and the mean janitor are doing.
and give the Heifer Project the proceeds.
This suitcase is filled with science fiction.
[Bell Dings]
Oh, Tanqueray, you leaving?
How long before the dance boners go away?
How's the mulch business going, sweetie?
It made me sad... until I drew a bird on it.
Great. Look at all the clothes we have.
They're kissing where we practice kissing!
I had three dancers cancel on me.
[Sniffing]
##[Pop]
How do I make him tell me the truth but keep our love million-dollar strong?
- Where are the girls? - Oh, you missed them. They're gone.
[All Chattering]
Hey, Steve, remember how you said I couldn't go to Space Camp?
(RETCHING AND COUGHING) (CONTINUES LAUGHING)
Listen, your stallion here is trying to run out on his dance.
He was right about putting a banana in me.
Well, good-bye.
# I made it rain, made it rain, I made it rain on them boys #
# The sun in the sky has a smile on his face #
It makes me excited. It gives me the chills.
Stop. Stop it.
Mm-hmm.
Your skanking days are over. Your new business school classes start in half an hour.
Please wash it, and then I will put it back outside.
I'm still sexy! I'm still sexy for you, baby!